I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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