Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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