no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
