ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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