why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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