drinking out of a sandbucket again
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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