well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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