My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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