We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We have so much sex to catch up on
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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