I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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