my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
i believe in u and ur pee
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
