He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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