I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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