i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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