I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
