this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
