he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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