He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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