it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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