haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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