Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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