I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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