Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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