Your dad touched me again.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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