So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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