can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
