so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
