do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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