That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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