Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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