the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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