she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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