I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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