im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I have feelings that need drinking.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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