sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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