Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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