Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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