I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
