The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
