No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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