can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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