I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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