we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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