if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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