jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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