so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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