Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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