i think i have herpe
just one?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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