Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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