It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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