i cant cry in cvs. not again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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