THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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