Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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