we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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