No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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