You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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