i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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