Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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