Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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